Was the universe created by a Big Bang? Or was it the Great Purple Chicken? Read the debate and decide for yourself.

Rumors abound. Some say Cheney is a secret member of the Animal Liberation Front. Others say Cheney had a large gambling debt to the man.

Is it discrimination to suggest that black people run faster than non-black people?

Is it possible to teach science objectively?

And if you don't idolize Fantasia Barrino, so are you!

If Fantasia Barrino read this, she might be offended. But don't worry - she can't.

Chai, America salutes you!

Three reasons why we should do it.

Humor and high fashion...

Although she has nothing new to say, she thinks the President owes her ten minutes...

At least 3,000 illegal immigrants have lost their lives since 1995.

Michael McBane, coordinator of the Canadian Health Coalition, claims that it violates fundamental rights to allow private insurance, even when there is a public healthcare system in place. Does anyone else find it puzzling that someone could hold such a backwards notion?

"Abercrombie is like, so stupid!" - Eugene (probable Political Science PhD from the University of Mississippi)

There may soon be a federal law against falsely claiming to have earned a Purple Heart. Even if you're just doing it to pick up women.

Arthur Fletcher, 'father of affirmative action', kicks it.

Once upon a time, we would have blacklisted these people for being communists...

Now Communists Want to Stop Politicizing Economic Issues?

What should we do with lawmakers who want to ban flag burning?

What's wrong with guards defiling the Quran?

We shouldn't allow judges to disagree with Edward Kennedy. That would be like having judges with different political views!

Only infidels support government welfare programs.

How many people would support publicly-funded programs if they had to collect the funds themselves?

Update on the protest, anti-protest link: SWA Go Home!

Students embarass themselves by refusing to leave the admissions office after a week long "sit-in" protest.

My respects to the pontiff in his last hours.

McCain elects himself President of the Department of Meddling with Private Sporting Organizations.

What can't you do on the internet? Really firing a gun and killing something is no longer on that list.

Update: I'm still here.

(but they did when he bombed El Shifa)

Jan of UISION has written a followup with some additional information and speculation.

Is it just me, or is it troubling that your bank routing number and account number are printed at the bottom of every one of your personal checks?